29-летний парень живёт с отцом, которому за 70 и постит его высказывания в
вот тамаtwitter.com/shitmydadsays.
несколько для затравки"I like the dog. If he can't eat it, or fuck it, he pisses on it. I can get behind that."
"The baby will talk when he talks, relax. It ain't like he knows the cure for cancer and he just ain't spitting it out."
"I need to change clothes? Wow. That's big talk coming from someone who looks like they robbed a Mervyn's."
"You worry too much. Eat some bacon... What? No, I got no idea if it'll make you feel better, I just made too much bacon."
"You look just like Stephen Hawking...Relax, I meant like a non-paralyzed version of him. Feel better?... Fine. Forget I said it."
"I just want silence. Jesus, it doesn't mean I don't like you. It just means right now, I like silence more."
"You're being fucking dramatic. You own a TV and an air mattress. That's not exactly what I'd call "a lot to lose."
"I turn the kitchen faucet on and the shower burns you, yes, I get it...No, I'm not gonna stop, I'm just saying yes, I get that concept."
"Stop trying so hard. He doesn't like you. Jesus, don't kiss an ass if it's in the process of shitting on you."какой классный дядя. вам никого не напоминает, м?